Batman &amp; Superman are gay

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Batman IS gay

He adopts Robin as a boy toy
His mansion is packed with toys
Skin-to-skin wrestling with villains is his favorite sport
He frequently develops romantic and sensual rivalry with the villains
In Batman Begins 2005, he kills Ra's al Ghul to win Henri for himself
Most of the time when Batman spares the life of a male villain, the later ends up being killed. This happens not because of guilt of crime, but because of shame resulting from a sadistic molest by Batman
The relationship with Rachel is only a mask of his homosexuality
In the Dark Knight 2008, when being forced to choose between Harvey Dent and Rachel, he saved the white phallus
He has a fetish for bats and latex

Superman is also gay

He is the only man who wears lingerie outside his pajamas to win attraction
He is always neatly trimmed - typical twink style. When he is unconscious in Superman Returns, he is revealed to wax his chest hair; perfect self-caretaking.
In somewhere between Superman and Superman Returns 2006, he hooks up with Lois only to leave an heir. He then arranges for a family for Lois to be free to pursue his sexual interest
Unlike the sadistic Batman, Superman is masochistic. He always chooses to go about things the painful way